Thank the Lord for Whataburger.. I think

I am up pretty late tonight and was having a craving for some food. I walked around my house in search of some "yummy for my tummy" but was unsuccessful. I had the immediate thought "I will just go up to Whataburger!". That was a very bad idea. I fell victim to the whatasized Patty Melt meal. If any of you have ever had this, it is basically a double pattied burger with onions and melt sauce and it is full of grease. You can feel your arteries being clogged and your heart shutting down as you eat it. The woman asked me if I wanted it whatasized which was a very bad idea. The lady hands me a 44 oz cup of Dr. Pepper to go with my meal. Who drinks 44 oz. of soda in one sitting? It's ridiculous. I tried to look up how many calories I just induced into my body but was unsuccessful. On second thought, I don't think I want to know what just went into my body.